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5 Books That Will Take Your Breath Away

You might think you know what you’re going to find on this list of “books that will take your breath away”, but I’m making it my personal mission to up-end your expectations today, Keeper-Upperers. This week, I reviewed The Bell Jar, and if I were wearing socks it would’ve knocked them right off. It took my breath away literally, at times, and it got me to thinking about the books that do that, and the varying reasons why. So, here’s a list of five books that will take your breath away (and not always for the reasons you’d expect).

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Breathtakingly Beautiful Prose: My Brilliant Friend (Elena Ferrante)

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Elena Ferrante is not here to play, people. I’m not (currently) capable of reading My Brilliant Friend in the original Italian, but I can only assume it’s at least as breathtaking as Ann Goldstein’s fantastic English translation. My Brilliant Friend is, at times, toe-curling and stomach-churning. The titular character, the brilliant friend, is sometimes chilling and calculating and cruel… and, yet, Ferrante’s writing is always, always, always just fucking beautiful. If you asked me, apropos of nothing, to name a book of incredible prose, this is the first book I’d recommend. Read my full review here.

Breathtakingly Bad: American Sniper (Chris Kyle)

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“Breathtaking” is not always a good thing: just ask anyone who’s ever had a panic attack, or listened to a really awkward eulogy, or witnessed a car crash. I am still haunted by American Sniper, and Chris Kyle’s truly stunning lack of self-awareness. He’s amused by his own inhumanity, he’s dismissive of his wife and children, he’s remarkably lacking in empathy for people who don’t look like him or worship the same god, and he’s got a massive, throbbing boner for his gun. I hold American Sniper up as the worst example of just about everything, and it is, without a doubt, breathtakingly bad. Read my full review here.


Laugh ‘Til You Can’t Breathe: Cold Comfort Farm (Stella Gibbons)

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You might never have heard of Cold Comfort Farm, and that’s okay; heck, I hadn’t, until I began Keeping Up With The Penguins. I don’t mind telling you, though, it’s a travesty that this one is so often overlooked, because Gibbons had a brilliant comedic mind. Cold Comfort Farm is the funniest classic I’ve ever read. An Austen-esque protagonist, finding herself unexpectedly orphaned and ill-equipped for any type of gainful employment, cheerfully imposes upon her long-lost relatives, hell-bent on civilising them through sheer force of will. Do not read any extracts online (indeed, skip the introduction, even), because they won’t seem half as funny out of context and they’ll give you the wrong idea. Trust me on this. I have an excellent sense of humour. Read my full review here.

Honourable mentions: The Martian, and Portnoy’s Complaint – both extremely funny in very different ways.

Breathtakingly Sad: The Bell Jar

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I’ll concede, this must be the least surprising inclusion on this list. You can get more details from my review this week, but basically it was an alarmingly autobiographical story of a young woman’s descent into deep depression. The life of Esther Greenwood (the protagonist) mirrored the real life of writer Sylvia Plath in almost every way – except that Esther got an almost-happy ending. Plath, sadly, died by suicide just weeks after The Bell Jar’s publication. It is, of course, beautifully written – at least on par with My Brilliant Friend, in my humble opinion – but it is excruciatingly sad, and not for the faint of heart or easily triggered. Read my full review here.

Honourable mention: Still Alice – the prose doesn’t compare in terms of mastery, but Lisa Genova’s story of a middle-aged woman’s descent into Early Onset Alzheimer’s Disease is still incredibly heartbreaking.


Hold Your Breath ‘Til It’s Over: Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)

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I’ve never quite reconciled my love of Lolita. Nabokov’s writing is awe-inspiring, the beauty of the language almost incomparable, and yet the subject matter… it’s haunting, horrifying, and hypnotic, in equal measures. Humbert Humbert is truly despicable, and reading the entire story from his perspective (the voice of his victim, the young Lolita, is completely silenced) is too much for some readers. It’s a book often abandoned and it’s not hard to see why. But I loved it in a way that, like I said, I can’t quite reconcile. I insist that everyone at least gives it a go (somewhat selfishly, I’ll admit – I just hope I won’t be the only one who sees its beauty!).

Honourable mention: A Clockwork Orange – Burgess depicted the most gut-churning gore and violence (both criminal and state-sanctioned) in a nonsense language (Nasdat) of his own devising, and yet the imagery was crystal clear.




What weird reason has a book taken your breath away? Tell me in the comments (or over at KUWTP on Facebook!).

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11 Comments

  1. Hey great post! I’ve seen the movie American Sniper and it was so sad but great. I’ve heard alot about Lolita and people seem to either love it or hate it.
    Thanks for posting!x

    • ShereeKUWTP

      March 16, 2019 at 12:13 PM

      Lolita is certainly divisive, in more ways than one! Thanks for stopping by πŸ˜‰πŸ‘β€οΈ

  2. It is neat that you included both the good and the bad here. A Clockwork Orange is a really good choice. I have read more violent books, but the violence in that one was so unique. It was an odd combination of terrifying and strange.

    • ShereeKUWTP

      March 16, 2019 at 12:14 PM

      Yes, Brian! I still can’t work out exactly why the violence in that particular book was so confronting for me, but I found it a really challenging read for that very reason.

  3. Most recently I found myself holding my breath during the fourth Harry Potter book when he has to go underwater to save Ron for the Triwizard Cup. Haha!

  4. First of all, this should be a meme if it isn’t already πŸ™‚ I haven’t read everything up on your blog but agree in general with your list!

    Here is my list:

    Breathtakingly Beautiful Prose: The Thousand Autumns of Jacob De Zoet by David Mitchell ( anything by this brilliant writer is really good, tbh)

    Laugh β€˜Til You Can’t Breathe: The Code of Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse. I know this a really old book but how can one not enjoy a book that revolves around silver cow creamer!

    Breathtakingly Sad: My Best Friend by Ella Ferrante πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ I just feel nothing good is going to come out of this story !

    Breathtakingly Bad: The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett!
    So I know this is an American classic but I just could not get over the misogyny, sexism and mindless violence.

    Hold Your Breath β€˜Til It’s Over: The Stranger by Albert Camus was an oddly disturbing read for me. I really liked the book but the existential themes were fairly disconcerting

  5. The Lolita one sounds like a suitable challenge. Always avoided it previously but perhaps its time to man up

    • ShereeKUWTP

      March 21, 2019 at 2:53 PM

      Ooooh Lolita isn’t for the faint of heart, but I’m sure you’re up for the challenge! πŸ˜‰

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